Spacetime is far more malleable...

when you work with Saturn

INTRODUCING:

INTRODUCING:

In MELT, we're bringing

Coherence

Rhythm

and Gravity

Not through force... 

not through grinding...

by building your foundation.

F white-knuckling life.

F trying to force life into submission.

Turn your life into a container strong enough to hold you.

Find a rhythm for yourself that makes things inevitable.


Working with Saturn helps you:

• stop leaking time and attention

• create structure that actually supports you

• get away from chaos, shame, and constant overwhelm

• build momentum that doesn’t collapse when you need to slow down

• feel held and supported in your own life

Why Saturn

I have not always had a great relationship with reality... 

Not too many years ago I lived in Maine and co-parented my two kids who went to school in Connecticut,

5 hours away. 

Besides my full time job of driving them to and from school, I had a failed attempt at my own business. 🫥

I was trapped in an expensive lease 

and my partner (now husband) lived eight hours away. . . in the other direction.

 

My life was a 🔥DUMPSTER FIRE🔥
(and not in a cool trendy sort of way) 

I paid for everything with credit cards and borrowed money.  

I had ZERO time to myself. 



Looking back, I have no idea how I did it. 


At the time.. other magicians talked about Saturn as this big bad dominating force that was ruining lives left and right and imposing these horrible societal structures on us.

. . . to which I thought: 

hmm. . . if Saturn is capable of ruining my life, maybe I should be nice to him?

and then immediately realized...

Wait, if Saturn is what’s influencing society,

and I suck at society. . .  

maybe that’s exactly what I need. . . 🤔

I was big into Ayahuasca at the time and after experiencing my worst nightmare and my own death TENS of times, I figured Saturn didn't sound too scary. 

I needed to get a handle on the BASICS,

a FOUNDATION,

. . . something I could build off of. 



Fuck, I needed to get my feet under me. 

I had no idea how much Saturn would end up helping me.



Saturn didn’t only help me not suck at society. .


Saturn helped me crush at life and feel amazing while doing it. 



You see, Saturn is The God of this plane of existence.  

He is the keeper of this grand illusion of spacetime. 🗝

He is the simulation we’re all in. 

He is the creator and the destroyer. ☠️

. . . and if that terrifies you, then you have everything to gain from working with him. 

and if it delights you, then I heartily invite you to MELT. 

. . .

Because what Saturn can offer you is nothing less than 

M A S T E R Y




It’s a big word. 

I don’t throw it around lightly. 

This is not a “do it four times and now I claim to be an authority” kind of mastery. 

(Sounds like a really great way to piss off the God of death, actually. . . 😆)

They say that to become a master at something you have to do it for 10,000 hours. 

and 10,000 hours is roughly how long it takes to get a PhD.
(go figure) 

and that’s a looooooonng time. 




When I say mastery here, I’m referring to mastery of LIFE. 

. . . and a HUGE part of that is Mastery of TIME. 



There are other elements that I’ll expand on below, 

but time tends to be The limiting factor. 



In fact, I feel confident dubbing it: 
The Great Limitation.  



There never seems to be enough of it. 

We’re rarely satisfied with how we’ve spent it.

(which is not good Saturn Magic... if you're wondering)

 

It is that which is finite,

Sacred.

Ever Passing.

It’s the thing that all the other things serve to save. 

It's the thing that even billionaires can't buy more of. 

(Yeah, I mean they can buy some. They can pay people to do stuff for them and they can potentially extend their lives ever-so-slightly... but it's still super capped.)




Time is a great equalizer . . . 

but it can also be

a superpower.




Hear me out. . .

I see a LOT of people talking about “not taking on too much.”

Managing our nervous systems and minding our commitments so we don’t burn out. 

I heartily agree with all of that. 

But one person’s ‘too much’ can be someone else’s coasting. 

Nobody can sprint up-hill indefinitely. 
(Frick, I can’t sprint uphill for very long at all 🥴)

But remember, Saturn IS the simulation. . .

He can level the ground. 
(as in, make it flat, so there is no hill)

Goodbye uphill sprints, hello smooth sustainable low intensity steady state cardio. 
(like, walking on flat ground at 3mph)




Because let’s face it, 

we all want to be able to do and experience MORE. 

We live in a world of abundance and opportunity.

There is so much to explore. 

There is a richness of diversion that has never existed on this planet before
(and will quite possibly time-out soon due to the sheer unsustainability of our current world order)

and there is no shame in wanting to sample all the tasty treats that this moment in world history offers. 

and how can you possibly enjoy . . . 

and I mean truly enjoyyy

any of it 

if you are CONSTANTLY stressed out?

. . . worried about how much there is to do. 

Meanwhile... sometimes you just crash 🛌

because you need to rest.  

and then you feel shitty for having “wasted time.” 😵‍💫

LET'S STOP THIS IN IT'S TRACKS. 🛑

Given the nature of this course, I’d venture to guess that you’re probably also doing other programs. 

I mean, do you mean to tell me you’re not engaged in any other personal development practices, courses, or methodologies? 



That’s what I thought. 

This will facilitate all of that. 
Part of this program is committing to doing those other things you want to be doing.




I also want to clarify this:

Saturn gives all and takes all.

None of the rest of it works or has any meaning without Saturn. 

Without Saturn, it has nowhere to land, nothing to sink in to. 

I know this sounds silly... but SATURN is Earth. To be more precise... it's what makes Earth hard and solid. 

Saturn has been primary for me since the time I described above when I lived in Maine. 

and all along, I knew that he was my foundation. 

because before Saturn, I believed myself to be incapable of showing up for anything regularly. 

(That idea is hilarious to me now, btw)

so when I started doing things consistently, it was always “For Saturn”

even if it was offerings to Jupiter. 

even if it was writing my book. 

even if it was Babalon rituals or Tonglen or the work of Byron Katie. 



so yeah, I coherently and honestly attribute basically everything to Saturn.


and I’m not saying you need to take it that far, but Saturn is very responsive once you know how to please him. 😊

and that, my friend, I can teach you. 👇

TLDR; If stressing about ‘not having enough time’ is a theme in your life, this is the course for you.

⬇️ Keep scrolling to learn more ⬇️

You need a strong foundation to build a castle

Saturn is the planet of limitation.
Because you are limited in what you can build based on the foundation you’ve laid for yourself.

Your work with Saturn will update your life’s foundation.

Whether you need a full rebuild or some upgrades to your current system, it will give you the capacity to grow beyond what you’re currently doing.

👇  there’s more 👇

This is the ultimate 'get your shit together' course for magical people who struggle with real world b.s.

You may be aware that what I'm offering here is a NEW course on Saturn Magic... and that I actually made an amazing previous course on Saturn Magic with my dear friend Laila. 

So... when I set out to create that course I thought... 

I can't be the only one who struggles so bad with real world b.s. 

Adulting is honestly a lot. 

And the truth is... now, always and forever I NEED Saturn the most. 

I need Saturn all the way. 

But what I found was astonishing... 

(Oh and I'm going to come clean right here to let you know that all the testimonials on this page are from that course because I haven't offered this course UNTIL NOW... and Saturn Magic is cool but it's not so cool that I can send future testimonials back in time to myself. 

And I know we're all going to miss Laila because she is a wonderful teacher... 

But honestly, I'm remaking this course because I have evolved an incredible amount since making the previous version several years ago and this one is just going to be SO MUCH BETTER. 

You can expect...

way more depth.

more resonant rituals

more directed and concise delivery

more structured delivery and content 

better quality everything from the content to the sound quality and everything in between.)

Okay.. getting back to what I found...

Saturn isn't exactly the most block-buster, sexy-juicy-hot, suckle-my-titties kind of offer... 

(which is crazy to me but I guess most people aren't aware of how badly they need this in their life.. and how much better it makes everything)

So what happens with these Saturn courses is that not as many people buy them... 

But the people who do absolutely gush over it. 

It's like... if this is for you... 

It's really for you. 

Sometimes people spontaneously reaching out to tell me that programs "completely changed my life"

and so frequently, it's about working with Saturn. 

In fact, this was in an email I got just last week:

"Your Saturn course truly changed the trajectory of my life."

(... and yes, if you email me things like this... I will put them in my sales pages anonymously.)

... see below for more of what previous students have said👇

What you get with Saturn Magic:

Saturn has SO MUCH to offer and it’s all ESSENTIAL:

New Relationship with TIME

Such that you're living to your rhythm. Your actual personal rhythm. 


More ENERGY. 

and sense of your own energetic ebbs and flows.


CLARITY 

around everything but also how to spend your life.



BOUNDARIES.

Boundaries are an essential and delicate business.

Too firm and we’re an Island.

Unreachable, unavailable, and therefore on our own. 🥶

Too loose and we’re everyone’s bitch, except our own. 😶

After MELT, you’ll be like a GORE-Tex rain coat. 💦
Prevent water from entering, but still breathable! ⚡️


CONTROL over your life

Saturn is the planet of limitation.

Which is fantastic for us because when you engage with limitations...

you get a say in what they are.

You get to be a decision maker.

It’s like, you’re in the back seat hanging out with Venus and Mercury and Jupiter having a jolly old time. 🪩🕺

Meanwhile, Saturn is up front driving at like 5mph.

Now, I’m not saying you need to abandon your beloved besties in the back. . .

but what if you got in the front seat and started spending some Q.T. with Saturn?
(For those of you who aren’t fluent in millennial, Q.T. = quality time)

Show him that you can handle a little faster pace.

Show him that you’re mature enough to maybe even take the wheel. . .

You see where I’m going with this?

Great, moving on.



. . . along the lines of taking the reins / stepping into the drivers seat

there comes what is possibly the most important thing that Saturn has to offer:

claiming SOVEREIGNTY. 

and that primarily happens through facing fear.


Facing time.

Facing the scary dark sides of Saturn.

The inevitability of death.

(hint hint: Your own shadow)

Befriending the grim reaper puts you in a Position of Power.

Standing strong in the face of the truth of existence IS power.

It’s the ultimate “upgrade.”

Face it.

Be bold.

Unflappable.

Solid.

Planted firmly in the EARTH.

IN the BODY.

GROUNDED in 4D Reality.



The sage wisdom on the streets is that: in order to FULLY LIVE you must face your fears.

and I sure believe that.



Are you willing to claim your power?

Are you willing to face some potential contraction in the name of expanding your capacity to LIVE?

If not, please don’t take this course.

There is no judgement in not being ready.

Saturn is not for you if you’re not ready to burrow your aura deep into the Earth (deep down into the dark) and then erupt with golden volcanic molten power. 🌋

This course is not to be taken lightly.


Seriously. 🥹

but hey, if you are ready to do that whole exploding with volcanic power thing,

I’ve got a friendly little button for you to click 👇

⬇️ or you can keep scrolling to learn more ⬇️

The juicy details…

MELT starts on January 14th when Lesson 1 will become available.

MELT has 5 modules.

Each module is focused on a theme and includes a suggested book. (But I'll share the relevant information from the book so if you're not a reader, you'll get my breakdown in the lessons)

> Video Teaching / Lesson (+ Downloadable Audio Version)

> Suggested Devotional Practice to Saturn. (Perhaps that supports your other programs or magical workings)

> PDF Instructions for Assignments and Ritual

NOTE: This course is rather minimalist in the "Assignments" department. I do not want this course to take a lot of time. You will infuse your life with Saturn Magic by bringing Saturn into what you're already doing... and improving your rhythms with that...

> Live Q+A Call (See Schedule Below)

> Any bonus materials associated with that module. 

The course also includes a Telegram Chat where you can connect with other students and ask questions. 



MELT: Structure so that you can soften costs:

One cannot quantify the value of connection with such a powerful God. 

But this is America 🇺🇸 in 2026.

So here’s the real-deal. . .

This course is worth AT LEAST $2,000. 

. . . and if you don’t pay enough, you might not FULLY commit.

(I’m not interested in selling courses that people buy and don’t finish, and the fact of the matter is, the more you spend, the more likely you are to follow through)

I also know that life is expensive...

and I want you to be able to afford this course

. . . and even though what I’m offering you is the only thing more valuable than money itself. . . 
(TIME ⏱)

I'm going to offer MELT for the obscenely low price of: $497. 

Or you can get a payment plan for $189/month for 3 months. 

This is the part where I’m supposed to tell you the dangers of NOT buying SATURN.

and really, I believe there are many.

Because I know better than anyone just how much SATURN has to offer.

But the truth is, you shouldn’t buy SATURN if you’re not willing to do the whole course.

If you want to TRULY MASTER TIME
and the 4D,

don’t be HALF IN.

be ALL IN.

See, I know you’re SUPER interested by the sheer fact that you’ve read this deep into this webpage. 🤭

But are you ALL IN?

Are you ready to commit?

Are you ready to start 2026 with a BANG?

Are you going to let this course usher in a whole new season of your life?

Is this your year of MAJOR transformation?

I have no interest in convincing you to take this course.

What I want for you is the results.

I want you to weep. . .

at the sheer magnitude of the power of Saturn.

in awe of your life

with satisfaction for how much you’ve been able to experience and accomplish while also relaxing and enjoying.

These are the kinds of weepings I am familiar with and I WANT THEM FOR YOU.

and BTW,

if you don’t have the time,

then this course is DEFINITELY for you and you should just buy it right now 🤣

The end.

with love,

Lucy Baldwin

♄

Here's a small sample of what students said about the previous iteration of this course: